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Join a gym
and starve yourself on the Fatkins diet. |
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9. |
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Drink. |
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8. |
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Pick naval
lint out of your belly button. |
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7. |
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Overdose on
that old bottle of Stacker 2 you've been
saving. |
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6. |
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Take care of
all your 2005 STD's. |
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5. |
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Think about
death and taxes. |
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4. |
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Build up
your friend's list on myspace to
increase your summer booty call ratio. |
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3. |
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Drink some
more. |
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2. |
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Start
clipping Hollywood Tans coupons out of
Sunday's paper. |
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1. |
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Think of
ways to break up with your
boyfriend/girlfriend before Memorial
Weekend. |
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